So here I am in Aspen. Aspen times, baby!
It's epic, just awesome scenery. I've just eaten some pizza, and we're about to go out somewhere and eat.
I have three watches.
One of them simply states "Now".
One of them sports a Union Jack and displays the time in Britain.
One of them has a Superman logo and displays what a certain German fellow would refer to as 'Clock Time'.
They all have chunky leather straps and they're on one arm.
It looks like a huge leather bracer.
In other news, I need to buy some new jeans, as the crotch has worn out in these ones. I'm not wearing pants right now, and there's about 5 feet of snow outside.
Aspen! Woo! Aspen!
And that's all I got right now gents.